Hey, so…

I don’t really know what’s going on, but I think you’ve been kidnapped?

I’m not really worried, since I’m pretty sure you’re immortal or invincible or whatever.

But you’re also one of the few adults that like…isn’t a total pain, so it’d be real annoying if something happened.

I guess what I’m trying to say is, I hope you’re okay. I don’t think they’ll let me join the rescue effort, so try not to die or anything.